Get ready to giggle! Uncle Ricky, Biscuit the Raccoon, Olive the Dove, Levi, and Lucy each saved up their silliest jokes — and now they’re taking turns telling them. Ten jokes, five joke-tellers, and a whole lot of giggles. Which one is YOUR favorite? Tell us in the comments!
Told by Uncle Ricky: Who was the fastest runner in the Bible? Adam — he came first in the human race.Told by Lucy: Which Bible character had no parents? Joshua — he was the son of Nun.Told by Biscuit the Raccoon: Why didn’t Noah ever go fishing? He only had two worms.Told by Levi: What kind of car did the disciples drive? A Honda — they were all in one Accord.Told by Uncle Ricky: How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.Told by Olive the Dove: Why did the sponge go to church? Because it was holy.Told by Biscuit the Raccoon: What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.Told by Levi: Why did Jonah not trust the ocean? He knew there was something fishy about it.Told by Lucy: What did Daniel tell his friends when they asked how he stayed so calm with the lions? ‘I just take it one paws at a time.’Told by Olive the Dove: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby.
Did you giggle? We hope so! A merry heart doeth good like a medicine (Proverbs 17:22). Got a clean, silly joke of your own? Share it in the comments — Biscuit is always collecting new ones!
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