Get ready to giggle! Fourteen silly jokes, told by Uncle Ricky, Biscuit the Raccoon, Olive the Dove, Levi, and Lucy. Which one is YOUR favorite? Tell us in the comments!
Told by Uncle Ricky: Why did the scarecrow win a prize? Because he was outstanding in his field.Told by Biscuit the Raccoon: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.Told by Lucy: Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling very well.Told by Levi: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in — it’s cold out here!Told by Biscuit the Raccoon: What do cows read in the morning? The moos-paper.Told by Olive the Dove: What room has no doors? A mushroom.Told by Levi: Why did the boy eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.Told by Lucy: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.Told by Olive the Dove: What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner.Told by Levi: Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.Told by Biscuit the Raccoon: What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.Told by Lucy: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Aw, don’t cry — it’s only a joke.Told by Uncle Ricky: Who was the fastest man in the Bible? Adam — he was first in the human race.Told by Uncle Ricky: Who was the smallest man in the Bible? Nehemiah — knee-high-miah.
Did you giggle? We hope so! A merry heart doeth good like a medicine (Proverbs 17:22).
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